A Dallas Cowboys fan has promised to consume the most nauseating thing imaginable if his team doesn’t win Super Bowl 59.
For the Dallas Cowboys organization, practically every year is “Super Bowl or bust.” Jerry Jones’ squad hasn’t played in the NFC Championship Game since 1995, however, which also marks the last year they won the Super Bowl.
Cowboys fan Jordan Garnett posted a video on TikTok where he vowed to eat human poop if they don’t win Super Bowl 59.
Garnett was inspired by a Florida State Seminoles fan who promised to eat dog droppings if their team lost to Boston College. The Eagles upset FSU 28-13, and the fan has since deactivated their X/Twitter account:
“I’m gonna top you, Mr. FSU. If the Cowboys do not win the Super Bowl this year…I will actually eat human feces. Human s**t. I will human s**t. That’s how confident I am that the Cowboys are going all the way this year. Bet on it.”
Well, Mr. Garnett, let’s just say that social media will not forget your vow if the Cowboys don’t win it all this season. So if he changes his mind, Garnett might want to delete that video before the postseason.
The Cowboys kick off their 2024 season with a road tilt against Myles Garrett’s Cleveland Browns on Sunday afternoon. The game also marks Tom Brady’s first as an analyst for the “NFL on FOX.”
Though Jerry Jones is known for being awfully patient with his coaches and players, one can only assume that drastic changes will transpire if the team fails to go on a deep postseason run.
Mike McCarthy and Dak Prescott are in their contract years. Might Jones decide to let one or both of them go if the Cowboys can’t at least reach the NFC title game? There’s no telling what kind of changes will occur if the Cowboys disappoint again.
